misanclrist:

when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready

(via civilwhore)

honigimohr:

“I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here.”

— Me (via fxckingsinner)

(via inhale--thegoodshit)

corporationkills:

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

starshapes:

microtear:

Damn bitch you shit like this?!

Says Jamie Lee Curtis as she breaks down the door to my bathroom, hurling a bowl of Activia at me.

(via sidestepup2thestreets)

hurloaned:

Underrated part of womanhood is realizing you’re just like. allowed to go outside looking like shit

(via carnilia)

done:

me, drinking wine, listening to Lana del Rey, and spending $50 on Amazon lingerie: Aphrodite, this is for you girl.

(via done)

alexander:

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

(Source: twitter.com, via humorrelated)

krinkshame:

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

(via spongebobssquarepants)